| PCMCIA |
People Can't Memorize Computer
Industry Acronyms |
|
ISDN |
It
Still Does Nothing |
|
SCSI |
System
Can't See It |
|
DOS |
Defective Operating System |
|
BASIC |
Bill's
Attempt to Seize Industry Control |
|
IBM |
I
Blame Microsoft |
|
DEC |
Do Expect Cuts |
|
CD-ROM |
Consumer Device,
Rendered Obsolete in Months |
|
OS/2 |
Obsolete Soon, Too. |
|
WWW |
World Wide Wait |
|
MACINTOSH |
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs |
|
PENTIUM |
Produces Erroneous
Numbers Thru Incorrect Use of Mathematics |
|
COBOL |
Completely
Obsolete Business Oriented Language |
|
AMIGA |
A
Monsterously Insipid Game Addiction |
|
LISP |
Lots
of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis |
|
MIPS |
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed |
|
WINDOWS |
Will Install Needless
Data On Whole System |
|
MICROSOFT |
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools
Teenagers |
|
RISC |
Reduced Into Silly Code |
