(no, stupid, not quotes FROM dogs -- quotes ABOUT dogs)
Compiled from various places out on the internets
| "The
great pleasure of a
dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him
and
not only will he not
scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too."
--Samuel Butler |
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| "Whoever
said you
can't buy happiness forgot about little puppies."
--Gene Hill |
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| Never
trust a dog to
watch your food.
--Patrick (age 10) |
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| "All
knowledge, the totality
of all questions and all answers is contained in the dog."
--Kafka |
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| Heaven
goes by favour.
If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. --Mark Twain |
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| You
can say any foolish thing
to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're
right!
I never would've thought of that!'
--Dave Barry |
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| "If
there are no dogs
in Heaven, then when I die I want to go
where
they went."
--Unknown |
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| "I
think we are drawn
to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we
weren't certain we knew better."
-- George Bird Evans |
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| "You
think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long
before any of us."
-- Robert Louis Stevenson |
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| "If
I have any beliefs
about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to
heaven, and very, very few persons."
-- James Thurber |
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| There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ~Ben Williams | |
| One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're
feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why. --Author Unknown |
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| Properly trained, a man can be dog's best
friend. --Corey Ford |
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| If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog
biscuits in your
pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. --Phil Pastoret |
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| If you get to thinking you're a person of some
influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. --Will Rogers |
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| They never talk about themselves but listen to you
while you talk about
yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the
conversation. --Jerome K. Jerome |
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| Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never
washed a dog. --Franklin P. Jones |
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| Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with
you in the car,
in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing
right in your ear. --Dave Barry |
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| I loathe people who keep dogs. They are
cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. --Author Unknown |
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| I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us
peeing in his water bowl. --Penny Ward Moser |
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| I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a
weird religious cult. --Rita Rudner |
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| I love a dog. He does nothing for political
reasons. --Will Rogers |
